Wednesday, February 11, 2009

BLOGGER POST

IF YOU WANT TO POST SMS OF ANY KIND YOU CAN COMMENT AND POST YOUR JOKE. I WILL SELECT AND POST IT IN THE APPROPRIATE SECTION, WHETHER IT WILL BE A FUNNY SMS, OR EMOTIONAL SMS, OR FRIENDSHIP SMS, AND ANY-KIND OF SMS YOU COMMENT....

YOU CAN ALSO COMMENT ME YOUR VIEWS AND SUGGESTIONS THAT YOU LIKE TO TELL OR COMMENT.......

EMOTIONAL SMS

When love fails emotion works,
When emotion fail memories work,
When memories fail words work,
When words fail words work,
when words fail tears work,
When everything fails, BACARDI-VODKA works....


If i was an angel looking down from sky,
I would fall out of heaven and forget how to fly,
I would throw off my wing and blow you a kiss,
Because you are someone even angel's miss!!!!


Why do we close our eyes,
when we pray, we cry, we dream,we love,
Because most beautifull things in life are not seen but felt by HEART...


M- Motivator, O- Onlyme, T- Tenderlover, H- Heartiest, E,- Exceptional, R-Responsible,
Love your MOM? Forward this to 10 friends and your mother will have long life....


I saw something in the shop window today,
It was stunning, sexy, cute and adorable,
I was suppose to buy it for you,
till i realised it was my own REFLECTION........


Suppose if it was My last day in life,
And i would die in any second and my mobile is in my hand,
waiting for your last message,
What would you send me??? reply must!!!!


Everything is fair in love and war,
Yet go for war but never go for love,...
In war Either you Win or Die,
but in Love NEITHER you Live Nor you Die........


Love is possible after friendship,
butfriendship is not possible after love,
Because medicines work before death,
later nothing can be cured...........
LOVE SMS.

Stars + moon = Romantic night
Birds + sky = Lovely day
Forest + animal = Refreshing world
You + Your smile = One sweet and happy life.


Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Don't worry I am not apologising,
Sorry means:- S-some, O-one, R-really, R-remembers, y- You!!!

In life there are five things you must not lose,
Characterself, Respect, Hope, Heart &&&&&&&
Someone like ME!!!

Smile in pleassure,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile even when someone hurts you,
SMILE BECAUSE SOMEONE CARE TO SEE YOU SMILING!!!!


Do you know the full form of PAPA,
P-parents, A-are, P-precious, A-always,
Forward this msg to five friends and make your live long life,
don't ignore.


HEARTS RECEIVES = LOVE,
MIND RECEIVES = WISDOM,
HANDS RECEIVES = GIFTS
AND
ONLY SPECIAL PEOPLE RECIEVE MY = SMS


Butterflies don't know, how colourful their wings are?
But human eyes know how beautifull it is.
likewise you don't know how sweet you are?
But i know how special you are......


Today is no special day and ,
i have no particular reason for smsing you,
i have no news nor any stories to tell you,
its only one of those special moments,
when i thought of YOU!!!!


SEARCh: My feeling searching/////

FOUND ! Loading /////25%

////////////////// 50%

////////////////////////////////////100%

Done!!!
Result !!! I MISS YOU!!!!


Look:- the moon is calling you!!
See :- The stars are shining for you!!
Listen:-The birds are singing to You!!
Hear :- My Heart says " Missing you'!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

FUNNY SMS

God saw hungry man, he made food,
God saw you thirsty, he made water,
God saw you sleepy, he made bed,
God saw you without a friend,
he cheated me......


Its the sweetest thing to do,
do it on the bed on a sofa,
in the bathroom or anywhere !
you must never stop it doing.
Nts called prayer!
Naughty mind.....

Chemistry proffessor asked a GIRL:- WHAT IS NITRATE?
Girl replied:- 2,500 and hotels rate will be paid seperately.

Personality of Woman according to bra size.......
30" Innocent
32" calm
34" defensive
36" sexy
38" hot
40" aggressive
42" out of control.

Why don't girls keep mobile in thier shirt's pocket?
Because during vibration milk turn into curd!!

A boy wrote a love letter with his blood to medical girl and said:-
Reply to my letter ,
Girl replied :- blood group B+ and lack of haemoglobin....

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,.............
0 ! # ? % * - + =,
THANK GOD ALL BUTTONS OF MY CELL ARE FINE,
sorry to disturb you!!!

A chinese couple named thier 1st baby CHING-CHONG-FONG,
2ND CHANG-CHING-CHONG,
3RD A Negro was born they named,
SOME-THING-WRONG.

Police:- Are you married?
Sardar:- Yes, to a woman,
Police(angrily):- Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a Man.?
Sardar:- Yes! My sister did!

Teacher showing a skeleton to sardar student and asked, What is this?
sardar:- A person who started dieting but forgot to stop.....!

Why do most woman spend much time on thier LOOKS and not in their MINDS????
Because they know that men are STUPID, but BLIND....!!

There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence,
You can kiss your girlfriend is confidence,
Only you can kiss your girl friend is pverconfidence....

Sardar pull a girl in to room,
lock the door, putt off the light, pull her to bed,
Drag her in to the blanket and said,
SEE HOW MY NEW RADIUM WATCH IS LIGHTENING!!!!!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

FRIENDSHIP SMS

FRIENDSHIP SMS.

Feel good when somebody Miss you
Feel better when somebody loves you
But feel best when somebody never forgot you….
Like “me”.

People say, we need map to find treasures,
But I proved them wrong,
Because without a map I found a sweet friend
Like you…..

When a drop of water falls in a lake its density is lost,
And when it sits on a top of lotus leaf,
It sparkles like a Pearl,
The drop is same but company matters.

You are strong as RUM,
Fine as WINE,
Cool as BEER,
Classic as WHISKY,
In all I am totally “TUNN” in yours FRIENDSHIP.

Our Friendship is just like WATER,
No colour no shape no place no taste,
But is still essential for living,
So have it forever.

Life starts intense,
But ends with silence,
Love starts with fear,
But ends with tear,
And true friendship starts however,
But ends never.

7. Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday had told that Sunday is the friendship day.

Your one of the coolest things,
Life ever gifted me with no matter what the future holds,
I know you will always be a part of me,
Because as long as we friends……………LIFE ROCKS



10. Friendship is silent gift of nature,
More old more strong,
More deep more clear, more close more warm,
Less words more understood.

11. Ms. Mina,







I AM asking you that do u miss me na?


12. Sometime I sms you, sometime I reply, sometime wont, but no matter how many time this sometime come, you’ll remain my friend not for some time but for LIFE TIME.

13. Friendship is not the collection of hearts,
But the selection of hearts,
All friends are not true but true friends are very FEW.

14. Friendship is like ONION,
Which has many layers in it,
It will add text to your life,
But if you try to cut it,
You will have tears in your eyes.

15. Friends are like movies,
Some are musical, some are romantic, some are comedy, some are evergreen,
But few like you are,…………….. OSCAR WINNING.

16. Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart, know why!
Guess…
Its simply because..
You always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

17. If your eyes are sweet,
You would like all the people of the world,
But if your tongue is sweet,
all the people of the world will like you…..




18. Tired
Of
Many
Greeting
Date
Come
Like
Hi,
Hello,
Good morning,
Have a nice day,
And so on,.
Now
Here’s
My
Simple
Fresh line;
Can you smile
For me once?


19. Friends and Blood have only one difference,
Blood enters in heart and flows out,
But friends enter in heart and stay inside forever……!